HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

Reblogged from Voodoo Queen
Tags: every time
nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

samihaunter:

Disclaimer: I don’t actually hate tripp pants

locked-out-of-gallifrey:

ARE YOU KIDDING ME
THE RIGHTFUL KING OF ASGARD
THE GOD OF MISCHIEF
THE MEDIAVAL KING
ON THE SUBWAY

locked-out-of-gallifrey:

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

THE RIGHTFUL KING OF ASGARD

THE GOD OF MISCHIEF

THE MEDIAVAL KING

ON THE SUBWAY

Reblogged from Yakittyjo
causticwench:

helloaskfemprussia:

takiki16:

hoplobasian:

FUCK

Why do they keep putting Westeros in these? No one in their right mind WANTS to go to westeros.

sCREAMING

Middle Earth

causticwench:

helloaskfemprussia:

takiki16:

hoplobasian:

FUCK

Why do they keep putting Westeros in these? No one in their right mind WANTS to go to westeros.

sCREAMING

Middle Earth

Reblogged from Fandoms and ect.

digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

Reblogged from Yakittyjo
rubyetc:

universal truths 

rubyetc:

universal truths 

Reblogged from Yakittyjo
Reblogged from Yakittyjo
shricka:

Merida by Shricka
Finally. Completed. Hope you like it. Oh, that hair. It was difficult, but it became hot. And in the end I decided to remove the shadow from above. Looks that way better.

shricka:

Merida by Shricka
Finally. Completed. Hope you like it. Oh, that hair. It was difficult, but it became hot. And in the end I decided to remove the shadow from above. Looks that way better.

jessiedoodles:

Why does it take actual effort to sound calm and normal during phone calls.

theychangethings:

I may not have any special talents but I can recite every word Groot said in guardians of the galaxy

Reblogged from on your left boob
joshpeck:

this isn’t the dog park

joshpeck:

this isn’t the dog park

vvincestiel:

czarcastic-dog:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

narwhalqueens:

a movie about two asexual aromantic best friends who have a best friend marriage for tax benefits

that does not end with a scene of swelling music and passionate kiss where they realize they really do love each other after all

It ends with a fist bump or something. I’m on board. 

but it should end with the big swell of music that makes people think they’re going for the kiss when really it’s for the fist bump ending

Reblogged from on your left boob