leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

moonblossom:

221cbakerstreet:

qwanderer:

thisisevenharderthannamingablog:

girl-farts:

kingcheddarxvii:

notviolet:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

damn

Where does Marvel FIND these people?

Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like “Nah I’m hair” and Jeremy raises his hand and says “And I’m makeup”

surprisingly well done

If this doesn’t result in an AU where Hawkeye and Star-Lord decide to retire and open a salon together, I don’t know what we’re all doing with our lives.

lolsomeone-actually:

fuck da police

lolsomeone-actually:

fuck da police

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weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

Reblogged from Fandoms and ect.

clintbarttons:

but when will chris evans grab my left boob…..

Reblogged from Fandoms and ect.

amor-amore-compensatur:

that’s true friendship

Reblogged from WOOOOOOOO
hellomynameisandimaperfectionist:

Alexander McQueen off-the-shoulder gown: black silk-organza, peaked at front of bodice with internal underwired and boned mesh, raw finish, long and loose sheer sleeves, heavily ruched, button-fastening cuffs, dégradé cream hem, ruched strips at skirt, train, fully lined.

hellomynameisandimaperfectionist:

Alexander McQueen off-the-shoulder gown: black silk-organza, peaked at front of bodice with internal underwired and boned mesh, raw finish, long and loose sheer sleeves, heavily ruched, button-fastening cuffs, dégradé cream hem, ruched strips at skirt, train, fully lined.

Reblogged from Hello!

heathicorn:

apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so

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nobodylovesanihilist:

shauneezy:

stxxz:

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is “act natural, you’re innocent”.

Black people probs

This shit is soo real

Reblogged from I Am Sherlocked

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hashbrovvn:

JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL LIVING INside her bedroom on the internet

Reblogged from I Am Sherlocked
redgrieve:

bbbambi:

Whatcha thinking about, Bane?

genocide, the nature of pain, boys ~*~*~*

redgrieve:

bbbambi:

Whatcha thinking about, Bane?

genocide, the nature of pain, boys ~*~*~*

solluxander:

dont judge a book by its cover. my math textbook has a picture of someone enjoying themselves on it. i did not enjoy myself at all

carmennab:

my biggest struggle in life is trying to make my eyeliner the same on both eyes

draggedqueens:

THIS IS SO INSPIRATIONAL I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES