my people…CHILDREN OF THE CORN UNITE!
HAHA Children of the corn
Legit. I live in a cornfield. And go to school in a cornfield. We are literally taught how to escape corn.
I know it’s the best lol best hide and seek is amazing in corn fields
My region everyone! :p
i passed these three guys while walking down the ave and one of them called out “you have pretty eyes!” and another one said “have a nice day!” is this the catcalling of the future because i gotta be real im pretty ok with it
I was out walking with my boyfriend and a car drove by and some guy yelled “you guys look cute together!” out the window and i decided that was very okay
I have a dog. Her name is Bella
EVERY FUCKING TIME I TELL SOMEONE HER NAME IS BELLA THEY GO ”OH THE ONE FROM TWILIGHT”
NO YOU LIL SHIT.
MY DOG IS NAMED AFTER BELLATRIX
SHE IS THE DARK LORD’S RIGHT HAND IN BATTLE, NOT YOUR STUPID LITTLE VAMPIRE CHICK.
my mom said ‘Hitler was a penis potato’
and i have never been more confused in my life
until she looked at me like i was stupid and said ‘dictator… penis potato… god its like you’re not even my daughter’
i am so fucking done
actual photo of hitler
MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.