meghanbluebird:

discovergeneralmills:

Walk in.
See this.
Wat do?

Depends, do you own a dog?

meghanbluebird:

discovergeneralmills:

Walk in.

See this.

Wat do?

Depends, do you own a dog?

Reblogged from Voodoo Queen

yummy-casburger:

Parody of Cinderella -오-

reversingyourpolarity:

bleedingmakesitbetterphilip:

felkasmiejesiezwodka:

transientfashion:

1. Put on nail polish and let dry.
2. Dip fingernail in alcohol-basically any will do, vodka is suggested.
3. Press a strip of newspaper big enough to cover the whole nail on to your alcohol soaked nail.
4. Pull off slowly and be really impressed with yourself.
5. Paint top coat if desired. 

wait okay 
if we do this with fanfiction 
we can have gay  porn nails???????

welcome to tumblr


Not unless you can find newsprint and special printing ink. The ink we use in home printers doesn’t have enough loose particles to adhere because it’s so deeply pressed into the paper. The whole “ink jet” think won’t work. If you had a printing press for your fanfiction sure. So like…abuse your school newspaper privileges to get porn nails.

reversingyourpolarity:

bleedingmakesitbetterphilip:

felkasmiejesiezwodka:

transientfashion:

1. Put on nail polish and let dry.

2. Dip fingernail in alcohol-basically any will do, vodka is suggested.

3. Press a strip of newspaper big enough to cover the whole nail on to your alcohol soaked nail.

4. Pull off slowly and be really impressed with yourself.

5. Paint top coat if desired. 

wait okay 

if we do this with fanfiction 

we can have gay  porn nails???????

welcome to tumblr

Not unless you can find newsprint and special printing ink. The ink we use in home printers doesn’t have enough loose particles to adhere because it’s so deeply pressed into the paper. The whole “ink jet” think won’t work. If you had a printing press for your fanfiction sure. So like…abuse your school newspaper privileges to get porn nails.

nosaltdean:

The very mature cast of Supernatural x

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Siblings and Tumblr

splendidbuttsex:

ronaldalan:

rebelderadioactivo:

Me walking into school

Me at work

Me when I’m pretending to be a 9 year old girl when I’m actually 33 so that you would adopt me so I could sleep with your husband and murder your children.

Reblogged from The Absolute Best GIFs

vincisomething:

doctorsdemons:

whitedarryl:

asatira:

elfgrove:

mmemento:

leaper182:

bead-bead:

the-writers-ramblings:

i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard

WHAT IS THIS BOOK!?!

It’s called “Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology”
By Cory O’Brien, and it looks highly entertaining. :D

Gilgamesh: THE ULTIMATE BROMANCE

Give it here, now.

Sweet Fluffy Gods why is there not an audiobook version?

I need to find this book.

The first time Iv’e wanted to read something since Metro 2033.

guy

guys…look what we did :D

I want this book

bannannibal:

Domestic AUs are good but domestic AUs with dorky children are great

behindbobsburgers:

Exclusive clip: Tina Belcher takes the ice bucket challenge.

It took her a second to work up the courage, but she did it!

Reblogged from Behind Bob's Burgers

comedycentral:

Only one more day until the season premiere of Key & Peele! 

Click here for a clip.

Reblogged from Comedy Central

durnesque-esque:

alltheworldsbackstage:

My Costumer taught me his bitter song, and it is guaranteed to make you feel better, especially if sang with a group of people joining in. So I thought I’d share it for any of you who might need it

If you’re bitter and you’re jaded clap your hands

If you’re bitter and you’re jaded clap your hands

If you’re bitter and sadistic and about to go balistic

If you’re bitter and you’re jaded clap your hands

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rustybuttholes:

kaalashnikov:

luxuryofconviction:

luginub:

I just heard a girl outside yell “PARKOUR” really loudly immediately followed by a dull thud on the ground and a softer “ugh” and I’m laughing really hard

tragically beautiful.

do you live in Toronto because this might have been me about 2 hours ago jumping down from a fence dressed as Bro Strider

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captainarlert:

I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I do know who’s gonna be my favorite character from like, two seconds of screen time. 

Reblogged from Voodoo Queen